soulfulsammy:

bigbadlukos:

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Hello, beautiful.

I don’t actually know who you are, but let me guess - you’re usually a man right?

Yep, But I’m pretty hot as both. I mean even in this body I’ve got a pretty nice butt.

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Hello, beautiful.

harlow-king:

bigbadlukos:

harlow-king:

bigbadlukos:

harlow-king started following you

Harlow, Darling. Kiss Kiss?

No kisses for you. :I

And where have you been?

What, no kisses. That is absolute bullshit. Don’t you see my battlescars, and just my broken up body. 

I just want to cuddle and sleep. Harrrrrrrrrlowwwww.

Don’t try and make me feel bad! And yes - I do. What did you get yourself into now? I was - I was worried…

I see you like what - twice? And then you dissappear? I’m -

I’m going back to New York soon.

Harlow. Don’t go back to new york, please. Because you know I’m going to have to come up there and get you, and then I’m going to get frustrated and end up eating someone you really like. 

I had business in Mexico, I got my assbeat by one of my brothers. No big deal.

atricksterssweets:

bigbadlukos:

atricksterssweets:

No actually. A hunter tried to kill this lovely guy - not sure if you’ve met him and I couldn’t let him do that. Then turned out the hunter wanted me dead and shit.

Need another hug?

please.

And Hmm, I don’t think I’ve meet him, but I think he’s smell fantastic. You two look like you’d be related, you smell a bit weird too.

Hunters are idiots, I’d suggest eating them all but I’m sure they’ve all have that same salty taste.

Related? Hardly. I don’t tend to smell people unless they smell bad and it happens unintentionally. Besides I don’t smell weird. I smell fantastic thank you very much.

Knock yourself out. Dyre might just help you. Or not. Ask.

Hey! You smell like me sometimes, because I like to mark my territory. And I smell far from bad, My scent is like roses amongst the thorns you hang out with, Darling. But you do smell fantastic, too bad I won’t ever get a taste.

Oh Oh, someone to dine with? I just might ask him for help, I think I’m going to like him.

atricksterssweets:

bigbadlukos:

atricksterssweets:

bigbadlukos:

atricksterssweets:

bigbadlukos:

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Hello again, tall dark and handsome~

Hello, small, dark and handsome ;D

 Please my height is a sensitive subject. How have you been, darling.

So is the force feeding. Me? Bad. Just had another stake through my chest - this time with victim blood on it.

How about you?

Horse meat is delicious, okay, you are going to have to get over that.

Well…Ouch. How in the hell do you keep getting in this ridiculous situations. You’ve been messing with those Leviathan things again, haven’t you. That’s how you are going to get yourself killed, darling.

Went down to mexico and got the shit beat out of me by a relative of mine. You could say that he wasn’t very happy with me. Now I’m back and as bloody as ever, I also think my arm is broken, but that’s no big deal.

No actually. A hunter tried to kill this lovely guy - not sure if you’ve met him and I couldn’t let him do that. Then turned out the hunter wanted me dead and shit.

Need another hug?

please.

And Hmm, I don’t think I’ve meet him, but I think he’s smell fantastic. You two look like you’d be related, you smell a bit weird too.

Hunters are idiots, I’d suggest eating them all but I’m sure they’ve all have that same salty taste.

atricksterssweets:

Paul!! I’ve missed you!

I’ve missed you more, Darling.

atricksterssweets:

bigbadlukos:

atricksterssweets:

bigbadlukos:

atricksterssweets started following you

Hello again, tall dark and handsome~

Hello, small, dark and handsome ;D

 Please my height is a sensitive subject. How have you been, darling.

So is the force feeding. Me? Bad. Just had another stake through my chest - this time with victim blood on it.

How about you?

Horse meat is delicious, okay, you are going to have to get over that.

Well…Ouch. How in the hell do you keep getting in this ridiculous situations. You’ve been messing with those Leviathan things again, haven’t you. That’s how you are going to get yourself killed, darling.

Went down to mexico and got the shit beat out of me by a relative of mine. You could say that he wasn’t very happy with me. Now I’m back and as bloody as ever, I also think my arm is broken, but that’s no big deal.

harlow-king:

bigbadlukos:

harlow-king started following you

Harlow, Darling. Kiss Kiss?

No kisses for you. :I

And where have you been?

What, no kisses. That is absolute bullshit. Don’t you see my battlescars, and just my broken up body. 

I just want to cuddle and sleep. Harrrrrrrrrlowwwww.